fresh out of the toaster

CAT IN BRED

He climbed into a slice of bread and made it everyone's problem.

Yes, bred. Not bread. He filled out the form himself and we are not about to correct a cat.

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DING!

A sleepy orange cat with its face poking through a slice of bread

BRED-o-MATIC

Nutrition Facts

1 serving per loaf

Serving size1 cat (1 slice)

Amount per stare

Calories0, he is a cat

Softness100%

Naps400%

Crust, intact100%

Ambition0%

Regret0%

Not a source of protein, logic, or an exit strategy. Percent Daily Vibe based on a cat who has decided this is where he lives now.

Ingredients

One cat. One slice. Zero consent given.

One orange cat at room temperature. One slice of white bread, day old, crust on. One patch of afternoon sun. He assembled himself. Nobody was asked. Nobody could have stopped him.

The specimens

Filed under evidence. All uneaten. All furious about it.

cat in bread, blue sky — 9:02am. offered breakfast. he is breakfast.

cat in bread closeup — removal attempted. hissing recorded.

cat in bread sunny — the crust framing is on purpose.

cat in bread sitting — sat like this the entire meeting.